thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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