your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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