Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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