My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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