what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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