I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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