have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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