I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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