this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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