hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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