Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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