Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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