their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
