break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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