i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Life is so much better after having sex.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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