thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Randomize
