Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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