Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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