Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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