Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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