no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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