But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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