i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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