you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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