You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I wear drunk well.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
