Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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