So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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