Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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