so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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