so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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