do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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