Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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