Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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