Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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