This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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