As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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