Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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