I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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