I hope mine doesn't look like that
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
dude. I can hear the air.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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