whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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