Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Just cropdusted the office
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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