Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
