please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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