You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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