he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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