hotel room ftw
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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