Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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