dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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