My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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