I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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