Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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