I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
you are never too drunk for berry picking
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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