"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
