oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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