Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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